Cool Guy 5 Lyrics
Cool Guy 5 lyrics by Adam Sandler, from the Adam Sandler hit CD featuring the song: Cool Guy 5. A taste of funky fresh meets red hit disco with Adam Sandler's new CD with song lyrics from the hit song Cool Guy 5. Dance and sing along with your Adam Sandler DVD and make a name for yourself, even prepare for a karaoke contest by memorizing the Cool Guy 5 lyrics. You can be the next Adam Sandler singing Cool Guy 5 lyrics just like a pro.
Cool Guy 5 Lyrics
by Adam Sandler
-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker-
GIRL #5:Hey, honey.
SEAN:S'up baby?looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit.You cold, baby?You want to use me as a blanket?
GIRL #5:I'm just doing my thing.
SEAN:Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky?'Cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at.
GIRL #5:Well, how much you got, big man?
SEAN:Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on.
GIRL #5:What's that?
SEAN:You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub.
GIRL #5:Ooh, I can do that.
SEAN:You can?
GIRL #5:Mm-hmm.
SEAN:You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?
GIRL #5:Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.
SEAN:oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars,-{unzips pants- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up.
GIRL #5:-{Opens his door- Sir, you are under arrest.
-{police car pulls up-
SEAN:You got to be fucking with mind here.
GIRL #5:No, I'm not.
COP:Good job denise.we'll take him from here.
-{Cop hand cuffs Sean-
SEAN:WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide?Fuck that shit.
GIRL #5:Hey honey,when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself.
SEAN:WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!
-{cop throws sean in back of police car-
COP:Just get in the back, asshole.
GIRL #5:-{from outside- You sick fuck.
SEAN:Damn!!-{crying- This is a bunch of bullshit!!!
PEEPER: Piss on me.-{also in the back of the police car-
SEAN:WHAT?!
PEEPER:Please, piss me.
SEAN:NO!!!
PEEPER:Just a tinkle.
SEAN:Fuck that, keep him away from me.
PEEPER:Urine.
SEAN:Keep this man away from me.