Mothers Day Song Lyrics
Mothers Day Song lyrics by Adam Sandler, from the Adam Sandler hit CD featuring the song: Mothers Day Song. A taste of funky fresh meets red hit disco with Adam Sandler's new CD with song lyrics from the hit song Mothers Day Song. Dance and sing along with your Adam Sandler DVD and make a name for yourself, even prepare for a karaoke contest by memorizing the Mothers Day Song lyrics. You can be the next Adam Sandler singing Mothers Day Song lyrics just like a pro.
Mothers Day Song Lyrics
by Adam Sandler
Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace.
Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face.
Brush your teeth, Q-tip your ear,
take off your sister's new brassiere.
Watch PBS, not Deputy Dawg,
don't you eat that Lincoln Log.
Oh mama I still don't believe
it's true: The tooth fairy was you.
No Way!
I love you maaaaaama,
more than than paaaastrama,
way more than Jeffrey Daaaahma,
even more than my NFL paaaaajamas.
Mama always calmed down dad when he got too mean.
Like the time he almost hit me for stealing his Juggs magazine.
Stop your jumping,
you'll break the bed.
Don't you fill up
on the bread.
Take those
Take those
(trying to read cue card)
Take ... carrots out of your nose,
that's not a hat that's pantyhose.
Don't play baseball in your suit,
that Magnum PI's very cute.
Don't forget Vick's Vapor-rub,
stop masturbating in the tub.
Thanks for making corn beef hash,
and putting powder on my rash.
(So much better.)
I love you maaaaaama,
more than golf with Arnold Paaaaalmaaaa,
more than yellow moons in Lucky Chaaaaamaaaas,
Def Leppard's drummer only had one aaaaaaamaaa.
Oh, Mrs. Nealon, yes it's true,
Kevin's gonna sing to you.
Come on Kevin.
I love you maaaaaama
Come on, keep goin'.
More than films by Brian DePaaaaalmaaaa.
Thanks for being my date to the praaaaamaaaa.
Thanks for writing that note to the draft
board that said I was gay so I got out
of Vietnaaaamaaa.
Mom your way better than the World Trade Center baaaaamaaaa.
Who's name by the w