Rod Hull Is Alive Why Lyrics
Rod Hull Is Alive Why lyrics by Half Man Half Biscuit, from the Half Man Half Biscuit hit CD featuring the song: Rod Hull Is Alive Why. A taste of funky fresh meets red hit disco with Half Man Half Biscuit's new CD with song lyrics from the hit song Rod Hull Is Alive Why. Dance and sing along with your Half Man Half Biscuit DVD and make a name for yourself, even prepare for a karaoke contest by memorizing the Rod Hull Is Alive Why lyrics. You can be the next Half Man Half Biscuit singing Rod Hull Is Alive Why lyrics just like a pro.
Rod Hull Is Alive Why Lyrics
by Half Man Half Biscuit
A doyen of Topiary once told me,
That one day he would like to grow a maze,
It seemed to be quite logical
That this should be his wish.
And with that
We both went our separate ways.
They said you died at 7:00 ("seven") due to something in your head.
I asked the Sister why it wasn't someone else instead!
Tonight I cry myself a bath of tears and ask the world,
"Why is Rod Hull alive, and getting paid as well!?"
I heard a palace spokesman mention Sarah.
Said she'd known the groins of Jaques LaFitte.
She's well-prepared to be a standard-bearer.
As pure as the proverbial driven sleet!
Halfway up the reekin' with an empty flask of tea,
A fog descends and takes away my visibility.
Yet in this Helen Keller state, I'd still quite like to know
Why is Rod Hull alive, and getting paid as well!
And I wonder if they'll bring back
National Service and the Birch
And I wonder must I doubt if
They'll ever bring back The Watney Cup