Eddie The Eunuch Lyrics
Eddie The Eunuch lyrics by Kristofferson Kris, from the Kristofferson Kris hit CD featuring the song: Eddie The Eunuch. A taste of funky fresh meets red hit disco with Kristofferson Kris's new CD with song lyrics from the hit song Eddie The Eunuch. Dance and sing along with your Kristofferson Kris DVD and make a name for yourself, even prepare for a karaoke contest by memorizing the Eddie The Eunuch lyrics. You can be the next Kristofferson Kris singing Eddie The Eunuch lyrics just like a pro.
Eddie The Eunuch Lyrics
by Kristofferson Kris
Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel
Nasty as an old man's nose
Making believin' he was evil
Struttin' in his mama's clothes
You know that Eddie had a bad connection
Never had a chance to ball
Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby
Dreaming he was ten feet tall
But now Eddie the Eunuch is a rock and roll critic
Sucking like a super star
Slicker than a shoe-shine
Quicker than a two-time
Eddie what a thang you are
Eddie makes a damn good livin', baby
Putting other people down
Eddie couldn't ever forgive them baby
'Cause he wasn't Jackson Browne