Complicated Potatoes Lyrics
Complicated Potatoes lyrics by The Bears, from the The Bears hit CD featuring the song: Complicated Potatoes. A taste of funky fresh meets red hit disco with The Bears's new CD with song lyrics from the hit song Complicated Potatoes. Dance and sing along with your The Bears DVD and make a name for yourself, even prepare for a karaoke contest by memorizing the Complicated Potatoes lyrics. You can be the next The Bears singing Complicated Potatoes lyrics just like a pro.
Complicated Potatoes Lyrics
by The Bears
A fat man like me
can never bother with tea or brie
I must go right to the main source
and wolf it down like a rhinoceros
but a woman like her
can tease me with a warm hors d'ouevre
She slices and dices nicely
which has a way of enticing me
armed with an apron and spatula
she is a post-modern goddess of love
so why does she feed me pate`
when she knows what I'm gonna say
Complicated potatoes again?
complicated potatoes
She spices her icings precisely
arousing me aromatically
I had a recent rhinoscopy
so I could smell every recipe
still she leaves me on pre-heat
when she knows that I love to eat
Complicated potatoes again
complicated potatoes