My Dogs Bigger Than Your Dog Lyrics
My Dogs Bigger Than Your Dog lyrics by Tom Paxton, from the Tom Paxton hit CD featuring the song: My Dogs Bigger Than Your Dog. A taste of funky fresh meets red hit disco with Tom Paxton's new CD with song lyrics from the hit song My Dogs Bigger Than Your Dog. Dance and sing along with your Tom Paxton DVD and make a name for yourself, even prepare for a karaoke contest by memorizing the My Dogs Bigger Than Your Dog lyrics. You can be the next Tom Paxton singing My Dogs Bigger Than Your Dog lyrics just like a pro.
My Dogs Bigger Than Your Dog Lyrics
by Tom Paxton
My dog's bigger than your dog,
My dog's bigger than yours,
My dog's bigger
And he chases mailmen,
My dog's bigger than yours,
My dog's better than your dog,
My dog's better than yours,
His name is King,
And he had puppies,
My dog's better than yours.
My dad's tougher than your dad,
My dad's tougher than yours,
My dad's tougher
And he yells louder and
My dad's tougher than yours.
My dad's louder than your dad,
My dad's louder than yours,
Momma buys a new dress,
Daddy makes noises,
My dad's louder than yours.
Our car's faster than your car,
Our car's faster than yours,
It has a louder horn,
It bumps other cars,
Our car's faster than yours.
Our car's older than your car,
Our car's older than yours,
It stops running and Daddy kicks the fenders,
Our car's older than yours.
My Mom's older than your Mom,
My Mom's older than yours,
She takes smelly baths
She hides the gray hairs
My Mom's older than yours.
My Mom's funnier than your Mom,
My Mom's funnier than yours,
Her hair is pretty and
It changes colors,
My Mom's funnier than yours.