If I was Washington Lyrics
If I was Washington lyrics by Townes Van Zandt, from the Townes Van Zandt hit CD featuring the song: If I was Washington. A taste of funky fresh meets red hit disco with Townes Van Zandt's new CD with song lyrics from the hit song If I was Washington. Dance and sing along with your Townes Van Zandt DVD and make a name for yourself, even prepare for a karaoke contest by memorizing the If I was Washington lyrics. You can be the next Townes Van Zandt singing If I was Washington lyrics just like a pro.
If I was Washington Lyrics
by Townes Van Zandt
If I was Washington
valleys would I forge for
If I was a fat man
fun would I gorge for
If I was gingus
gold would I horde for
Wish I had a dollar a day
If I was a gouger
gouge would I wish for
If I was a fisherman
fish would i fish for
If I was a french whore
frenchies I'd dish for
Wish I had a dollar a day
Turkeys are for flyin'
chickens are for eatin'
I'm all for fun
fun's forbidden
forbidden's forgotten
and forgotten's for gettin'
I wish I had a dollar a day
Buzzards are for circling
circles are for heroes
Heroes for floatin'
fiddles to Nero
Fingers for countin'
numbers for zero
Wish I had a dollar a day
If I was Washington
valleys would I forge for
If I was a fat man
fun would I gorge for
If I was gingus
gold would I horde for
Wish I had a dollar a day
If I was Washington
I'd wear wood teeth
If I was a policeman
I'd walk me a stone beat
If I was a singer
I'd stop right now
I wish I had a dollar a day