The Last Sensitive Cowboy Lyrics
The Last Sensitive Cowboy lyrics by Worms Arrogant, from the Worms Arrogant hit CD featuring the song: The Last Sensitive Cowboy. A taste of funky fresh meets red hit disco with Worms Arrogant's new CD with song lyrics from the hit song The Last Sensitive Cowboy. Dance and sing along with your Worms Arrogant DVD and make a name for yourself, even prepare for a karaoke contest by memorizing the The Last Sensitive Cowboy lyrics. You can be the next Worms Arrogant singing The Last Sensitive Cowboy lyrics just like a pro.
The Last Sensitive Cowboy Lyrics
by Worms Arrogant
When you hear that i'm a cowboy, and i work the cattle trail.
You probably assume i'm big and tough (big and tough)
But the trail's worn me down, i don't want to hang around
I've just about had enough (had enough)
you see i like a nice cup of expresso,
and i like to read my people magazine
I co-ordinate my chaps, but everybody laughs
and say they don't like that shade of green
Chorus:
Oh no, it's true, i'm a sensitive cowboy and i don't know what to do
oh no, it's kinda strange, i'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range
well i try to eat a healthy, balanced diet
but they all eat their brown beans from the can
They all have to smoke about six packs a day
you'd think they was the marlboro man (*cough* smooth!)
and they don't like to go to see the opera
on friday nights when they get paid
and they don't help me bring in the hanging plants
every time there's a native american raid
Chorus
(Spoken)
Cowboy life sure is different these days
why brand your cattle when you can just use bovine psychology?
why have a gun fight when there are so many good para-legals out there?
Nobody drinks and bush-whacks anymore
And besides, we're all switching over to eating salt-reduced tofu jerky
And if you're gonna ride off into the sunset,
make sure you're using an effective sun-block
Chorus (x2